You will be smothered under a rug. You’re a little anti-social, and may want to start gaining new social skills by making prank phone calls.
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Getting that link for Gloom, I saw that Atlas also makes a game about Cthulhu. Which reminds me of a funny link made the other day that I have just about no one to share with. Hmmm… I should email it to my friend e. Here’s the thing. There’s this author in library science. Her name is Carole Kuhlthau. She’s a pretty big name. Kuhlthau. Cthulhu. Then I wondered if she got teased about it as a kid. Then I realized what a HUGE nerd I am. The end.