So you may or may not have run into Ms. Dewey, the
sassy annoying and sexist new search engine. (Read a review of her terrible functionality too.) She’s kind of funny and worth taking a look at. But the thing that I absolutely love? Listen closely and you can hear the director’s cues. “Back to one.” “Action.” “Cut.” “Pout.” “Throw the pen.” “Displaying yourself.” Priceless. And it’s from Microsoft. How could they let that go into production and how come no reviews I’ve read mention it?
Some fun searches with special responses: ninja, clothes, patriot act, police, chuck norris, lord of the rings … I’m sure there are many more, but I’m tired of playing around with her.
Ask her about knitting or weaving and she tells you how boring you are, or how that kind of search will get you beat up and your lunch money stolen. (Try “learn to knit”)